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❝ Um—hello, Bruce Banner here. You've reached my voicemail and I'm currently
unavailable, so sorry about that. If there's anything urgent you need to talk
to me about, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. ❞

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[These next series of text messages were sent during Pepper's coffee date with Mike.]

Bruce, I'm sorry to disturb you, but are you awake?

[PLEASE BE AWAKE.]

[It takes about a minute because Bruce actually dozed off while reading some Somarium-related materials, but he responds once he's awake enough.]

Yes. Is there a problem with Tony?

[Because that's what Pepper would call him up for, right...]

[Oh thank sweet baby Jesus, Bruce is awake. She feels bad but she needs help.]

No, actually. It's about Mike.

[She never thought that she'd have to text Bruce about anyone other than Tony.]

Edited 2012-08-04 07:45 (UTC)

[...yeah, consider Bruce surprised as well.]

Mike? Did something happen to him?

More like what's happening.

I found out something happened between he and Harvey and then brought up the package that Tony sent to Donna concerning the two of them. Apparently he didn't know.

[...oh.

Uh.

W E L P now Bruce is a little concerned because guess who's the one who told Tony about Mike and Harvey in the first place ahahahaha. Although he wasn't aware that something had happened.]

What happened between Mike and Mr. Specter?

[OKAY he does have a feeling, but. You know. Better to be sure, right?]

...Intimate things?

[BECAUSE HOW ELSE IS SHE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT. She's not going to say, 'Oh, casual stuff, like drunk kissing. You know. The usual.']

[yeah okay that's more than enough for Bruce to understand.]

I suppose congrulations are in order, then.

[Been a long time coming, you two. But more to the point:]

So what's the situation? Is Mike having an identity crisis?

[...don't ask Bruce to help with that though, he's really not the best person to consult for it. ~~Although he would try anyway.~~]

Edited 2012-08-04 07:56 (UTC)

I don't think that either of them would want that right now.

[Because well, right now, Pepper is dealing with an, 'I AM NOT A BOTTOM' Mike.]

More or less. He asked me if I thought that he was a bottom because that's how Tony's note made it sound like. [And here she attaches a a picture of said note.] How am I supposed to answer that?!

Edited 2012-08-04 07:59 (UTC)

[WELL he'll just keep his congrats for the correct time then.

Also give him a minute as he looks at the note and at Pepper's distress and quietly formulates a response in his mind.]

Tell him its the face - or well, the look on his face. [Pause.] He looks at Mr. Specter as if he just hung up the moon for him.

[...yeah, he can't resist trolling a bit. SORRY MIKE but its just too easy.]

[Oh, pseudo-husbando, you make her feel better about herself for thinking those exact words.]

I'm glad we're on the same page then because Donna said the same thing. It's all a matter of how I say this with some tact.

Edited 2012-08-04 08:06 (UTC)

[Hard to not think along those lines, really, considering everything...

But good to know you approve, pseudo-waifu!]

Just say he looks at Mr. Specter that shows he wouldn't mind being taken care of by him in bed.

[...hey, it has some tact, right?]

...I can't believe I have to say this to him.

[She would face palm if it weren't so obvious.]

How do you know about this anyway?

If its of any comfort, I'm glad that its you rather than anybody else.

[Like say, Tony.]

As for how I know, well. Miss Paulsen brought it up with me before, and after that it wasn't so hard to see what's already quite obvious.

Edited 2012-08-04 08:18 (UTC)

Thank you, I think? Although you're right, considering the other alternatives...

[She's thinking along the same lines as you, Bruce.]

I don't spend enough time around the two of them but I suspected as much.

It doesn't help that all three of them visited me on the same day once. Seperately, of course, but it was quite the sight.

[And its okay, Pepper, we can rectify that mistake. You will see them a lot more often in the future.]

Really? I can only imagine how that must have gone.

[She really learns to appreciate the little things in life.]

[Bruce does too.]

It went surprsingly well, all things considered.

[Clearly they were meant to be pseudo-spouse soul mates.]

I'm glad. I can only imagine what would have happened if all three of them had showed up at the same time.

[Totally. Best pseudo-spouse soul mates.]

Pretty awkward, for one.

[Especially considering how Harvey managed to figure it out.]

I sense that's a trend in their lives as of late.

Who doesn't need a little awkwardness in their lives?

[Bruce has more than enough of it, that's for sure.]

Anyway, I shouldn't hold you up for long. Good luck with Mike?

Hello, it's Bela.

I just wanted to say thank you for saving my life, even if it wasn't intentional.

You don't have to respond at all because I know you're exhausted but I wanted to say this so, yeah.

Bye.

[...Bruce does feel kind of bad for not giving any response to this, so:]

Thanks for taking the time to do this. I'm just glad you're okay.

I would have preferred to thank you in person but this will do for now.

Yeah, I'm glad you're okay too.

I promise to not say anything about you know...

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