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❝ Um—hello, Bruce Banner here. You've reached my voicemail and I'm currently
unavailable, so sorry about that. If there's anything urgent you need to talk
to me about, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. ❞
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No, actually. It's about Mike.
[She never thought that she'd have to text Bruce about anyone other than Tony.]
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Mike? Did something happen to him?
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I found out something happened between he and Harvey and then brought up the package that Tony sent to Donna concerning the two of them. Apparently he didn't know.
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Uh.
W E L P now Bruce is a little concerned because guess who's the one who told Tony about Mike and Harvey in the first place ahahahaha. Although he wasn't aware that something had happened.]
What happened between Mike and Mr. Specter?
[OKAY he does have a feeling, but. You know. Better to be sure, right?]
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[BECAUSE HOW ELSE IS SHE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT. She's not going to say, 'Oh, casual stuff, like drunk kissing. You know. The usual.']
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I suppose congrulations are in order, then.
[Been a long time coming, you two. But more to the point:]
So what's the situation? Is Mike having an identity crisis?
[...don't ask Bruce to help with that though, he's really not the best person to consult for it.
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[Because well, right now, Pepper is dealing with an, 'I AM NOT A BOTTOM' Mike.]
More or less. He asked me if I thought that he was a bottom because that's how Tony's note made it sound like. [And here she attaches a a picture of said note.] How am I supposed to answer that?!
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Also give him a minute as he looks at the note and at Pepper's distress and quietly formulates a response in his mind.]
Tell him its the face - or well, the look on his face. [Pause.] He looks at Mr. Specter as if he just hung up the moon for him.
[...yeah, he can't resist trolling a bit. SORRY MIKE but its just too easy.]
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I'm glad we're on the same page then because Donna said the same thing. It's all a matter of how I say this with some tact.
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But good to know you approve, pseudo-waifu!]
Just say he looks at Mr. Specter that shows he wouldn't mind being taken care of by him in bed.
[...hey, it has some tact, right?]
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[She would face palm if it weren't so obvious.]
How do you know about this anyway?
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[Like say, Tony.]
As for how I know, well. Miss Paulsen brought it up with me before, and after that it wasn't so hard to see what's already quite obvious.
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[She's thinking along the same lines as you, Bruce.]
I don't spend enough time around the two of them but I suspected as much.
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[And its okay, Pepper, we can rectify that mistake. You will see them a lot more often in the future.]
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[She really learns to appreciate the little things in life.]
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It went surprsingly well, all things considered.
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I'm glad. I can only imagine what would have happened if all three of them had showed up at the same time.
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Pretty awkward, for one.
[Especially considering how Harvey managed to figure it out.]
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[Bruce has more than enough of it, that's for sure.]
Anyway, I shouldn't hold you up for long. Good luck with Mike?
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Thanks, I think I may need it. Catch up on your sleep, you deserve it.
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Be sure to tell me how it goes though; I do hope Mike can get past this. [Because making
outup with your boss is very important!]private text;
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