[ somarium VOICEMAIL ]

[amygdalae]

❝ Um—hello, Bruce Banner here. You've reached my voicemail and I'm currently
unavailable, so sorry about that. If there's anything urgent you need to talk
to me about, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. ❞

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Comments

[amygdalae]

What brought this on, though? If you don't want to talk about it however, that's fine as well.

[officepolitics]

I just feel guilty about the whole thing.

[amygdalae]

Guilty?

[Guilty is something Bruce can understand. HIT HIM WITH IT, PAL.]

WHY IS THIS SO LATE

[officepolitics]

I have a girlfriend back home, who is probably going to dump me really soon if I don't change. Then another girl at home who keeps flirting with me and I really like her but I can't date her so I date the first one which is actually really shitty now that I'm reading it in text.

And then there's Harvey! I was fine with everything being platonic.

BECAUSE WE ARE SLACKERS

[amygdalae]

Would it trouble you if I asked what changed things with Mr. Specter?

[Just so he can understand why.]

TRUE

[officepolitics]

[ there is a long pause before he responds, and it's straight and to the point ]

Things feel less important here. I'm allowed to look at him in a different way and I ended up liking what I saw.

ITS OKAY WE CAN SLACK ALL THE WAY

[amygdalae]

Then that should be the important thing, right? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though.

\o/!!!

[officepolitics]

Not with him.

we are the best slackers

[amygdalae]

And why not?

truly

[officepolitics]

Because it's Harvey.

let us slack more

[amygdalae]

And...?

aye aye cap'n

[officepolitics]

And it doesn't work like that with us. In Somarium, it's convenience, that's it.

somehow that response only reminds me of spongebob

[amygdalae]

You're certain about that?

ehehe

[officepolitics]

Absolutely.

ARE YOU READY KIDS?!

[amygdalae]

[How to put this...]

Don't you think that's just a bit strange, then? From what I know of Mr. Specter, he isn't the kind to start something that doesn't involve his own wants. If he intends to split up with you, would be still even bother?

fff

[officepolitics]

[ He's starting to feel weirded out about how insistent Bruce is being about this. ]

I'm the least boring to him here. We're not in a relationship like what you're saying. It's for convenience and a way to not go insane while being stuck here. I'm okay with that, Bruce. There's no need to reassure me otherwise.

|D hehehe

[amygdalae]

[its for your best interests, Mike!!]

I'm not reassuring you. I'm only stating the truth.

[officepolitics]

But the way you're phrasing it is making Harvey and I's relationship way more than it is.

[amygdalae]

Because it is, even if you can't see it yet.

[officepolitics]

[ that just makes him mad ]

Yeah, and you know us so well, Bruce.

[amygdalae]

[Should he--

okay yeah its not like its a secret.]

No, but I know somebody who does.

[officepolitics]

Are you talking about Donna? You barely know her either.

[amygdalae]

We've been keeping in touch for quite a while now, actually.

[officepolitics]

Doesn't matter. She's friends with plenty of people, it's kind of what she does. You still don't know her and you don't know us. So stop acting like you do and stop giving me this stupid as shit "advice" when you don't know a god damn thing about how we work.

[amygdalae]

[This response takes a mite longer than usual.]

Okay, okay, there's no need to blow your head off like this. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have crossed the line there.