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❝ Um—hello, Bruce Banner here. You've reached my voicemail and I'm currently
unavailable, so sorry about that. If there's anything urgent you need to talk
to me about, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. ❞
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voice;
[He's drowning in badly done and shrunk clothes. Watson was going to do that annoying eye roll when he found out as well.]
How could I use it wrong? I followed the instructions.
voice;
Well, for a start, you need to know the material of the clothes you're washing. Different material requires different settings on the washing machine.
Also, you should wash your white clothes separately. Most colors have a tendency to run when in warm water.
voice;
And how'd you keep it the right length?
voice;
voice;
[Sherlock is never doing washing again. He'll make Watson do it :| ]
voice;
--ah, well, I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
[He would say more, but his mood hasn't been the greatest lately.
Breaking upHaving a ruined friendship tends to do that.]voice;
[there's a slight pause.]
All well on your end, old chap?
voice;
I--Yes, of course I am. [Yeah no Bruce, you're a wreck inside.] Why do you ask?
voice;
[That was just the bare bones of it, of course.]
Care to share a little?
voice;
It's nothing. [Brief pause.] Thanks for, um, noticing though. I guess.